50% Extrea Value at Burlesque in Tempelhof

Our regular burlesque performers Jasmine and Jini were joined by a new dancer Rhys at todays Burlesque.

The extra performer made the act 50% more exciting said one customer straining to hide his "excitement."  This reporter said that she would take his word for it.

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Topless Surfing in Tempelhof 11/06/13

Tempelhof is famous for it's choppy seas, is this what attracted surfer babes Yasmine and Jini to do their surfing themed Burlesque here?

Whether that is the case or not they certainly thrilled the crowds again with their skimpy outfits and flirtatious nature.

Yasmine and Jeni always put on a great show that gets the audience going, today possibly more noticeably than usual.

I overheard one gentleman in  in the audience saying it reminded him of the Meat Loaf lyric "Surfs up and so am I!" (video for song at bottom or article for reference) - I decided not to check too carefully for the accuracy of the statement.

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British Conuslate Office?

Controversial dancer and journalist MissUnderstood Lighthouse has opened what is described as an "Unofficial British Consulate Office" in Tempelhof.  Considering the current hostilities between our countries,  this could be viewed to be in incredibly bad taste. The office is located at the Old Water Tower where Miss Lighthouse had already come under criticism for her flying a Union Flag.

 

Tempelhof in SL queried the British born Miss Lighthouse about her decision to open this office and she said that she had several reasons for opening the "office." She stated that while the residents of Tempelhof are lovely people and had made her and other "misplaced allies" as at home as possible under the circumstances in Tempelhof, there was a feeling among many of these people that they needed a form of support group and a place to meet and that this was a "tongue in cheek" way of doing it.  She went on to say that the fact she called the place a "Consulate Office" showed that she did not have any animosity to the people of Tempelhof itself.  Lastly she said "In Britain it is believed that Germans have no sense of humour, I figure this kind of put this theory to the test, if they do (as I believe) actually have a sense of humour then they should get a bit of an ironic laugh out of this... if not I'll end up in front of the firing squad and the stereotype will be proved true."

 

 

 

Union Flag Over Tempelhof?

Union Flag over old water tower

For the past week a Union Flag*  has been spotted on top of the Old Water Tower in Tempelhof.  This is the residence of dancer and reporter MissUnderstood Lighthouse who is a British Citizen.

The appearance of this flag has naturally caused anger among certain residents considering the current state of hostilities with Britain.

When asked about the flag Miss Lighthouse did not deny that she has a certain amount of national pride but explained that she had put up the flag in an attempt to reduce the further destruction to Tempelhof by the allies.  She pointed out that the British are incredibly patriotic and that no true blooded Briton would attack in an area where the Union Flag is flying.

If there is any truth in this theory then "Tempelhof in SL" will be among the most likely to benefit as the Old Water Tower is located right next door to our offices.

* The Union Flag is more commonly known as the Union Jack and also as the British Flag.  It has been referred to as the Union Flag here as many believe it should only be referred to as the Union Jack when it is flown from the bows of a warship, while this is considered untrue by experts we have used the term Union Flag (which is definitely right) to avoid such debate.

Wonder Woman in Tempelhof?

This photo raises serious questions

WHAT IS GOING ON?

This photo taken last night raises major questions.

• What is Wonder Woman doing in Tempelhof?
• Why is she talking to local performer Clyde Barrow?
• Why does Clyde have such an elaborate radio setup?
• Why does Clyde appear to have an obsession with the popular local Dancer MissUnderstood? 
• Why are our reporters taking photos inside private residences in the middle of the night?

We all know that Wonder Woman flies around the world in her invisible plane, and so she can come and go almost anywhere without being noticed, but why Tempelhof does Clyde know why she is here?

It has been suggested that Clyde may not be just an innocent singer, but he may be an American agent, this would account for Wonder Woman's presence and the radio equipment.  If this is the case, Clyde may be reporting to the US some of the anomalies that have been reported in Tempelhof in SL

Clyde's obsession with MissUnderstood has been suggested in several of his shows, the poster of her on the wall does appear to confirm this.

The last question is easy to answer.... our reporters spy on people at night, because they are fucking nosey.  That is why Tempelhof in SL gets the best stories.

 

EDITORS NOTE

 

Yes I am going on holiday, my last post was supposed to be my last for awhile, but seriously, this story was too big not to post.

Burlesque Boutique (Advertisement/Humour)

Devious Minds

When it comes to putting on a show only the best will do.  The last thing you want is feathers falling out of your outfit while you are on stage, it is unattractive, it poses a trip hazard, and the janitors complain cleaning up from the mess.  This does not present a good business image.  Another major issue is cleaning costs in the Burlesque industry, lets be honest rhinestone encrusted G-strings are far from the easiest to clean, and if a repair is done badly on them saying that they would be uncomfortable is somewhat of an understatement. All of these presents problems to putting on an effective show, especially when dancers are having to wear the same costumes day after day.

Fortunately DeviousMind is here to help.  DeviousMind supplies the finest in Burlesque wear to Second Life.  Devious Mind uses the AVCT System (Advanced Virtual Clothing Technology) in it's handcrafted outfits which prevent feather loss, the need to ever repair or replace due to wear and tare or even the need to clean them. 

Imagine the savings:

• Not having to replace or repair outfits
• Eliminate Cleaning Costs
• Less need for costume personnel
• Reduced cleaning costs in your theatre.
• Savings on liability insurance rates due to trip and falls
• Saving on sick leave due to the incredibly problematic rhinestone related injuries

So come on down to DeviousMind and look at their selection in show outfits, considering all the advantages how can you afford not to?

DeviousMind is Located between the Hotel and Kommandantur in Tempelhof

 

Editors Note

 

While DeviosMind is a genuine shop in Tempelhof (there are not many vendors, but this is one), that does provide quality Burlesque items (some of which are used by the Tempelhof Dancers) and the link attached is genuine, the advertisement itself is a product of the twisted mind of the editor and has been written unilaterally.  It should be viewed as satire (done out of genuine admiration), so please do not blame DeviousMind for any inaccuracies (real or perceived) or any offense you may take from the article.  (although I can't think of any reason why you would)