Wednesday 22 May 2013

Wonder Woman in Tempelhof?

This photo raises serious questions

WHAT IS GOING ON?

This photo taken last night raises major questions.

  • What is Wonder Woman doing in Tempelhof?
  • Why is she talking to local performer Clyde Barrow?
  • Why does Clyde have such an elaborate radio setup?
  • Why does Clyde appear to have an obsession with the popular local Dancer MissUnderstood? 
  • Why are our reporters taking photos inside private residences in the middle of the night?
We all know that Wonder Woman flies around the world in her invisible plane, and so she can come and go almost anywhere without being noticed, but why Tempelhof does Clyde know why she is here?

It has been suggested that Clyde may not be just an innocent singer, but he may be an American agent, this would account for Wonder Woman's presence and the radio equipment.  If this is the case, Clyde may be reporting to the US some of the anomalies that have been reported in Tempelhof in SL

Clyde's obsession with MissUnderstood has been suggested in several of his shows, the poster of her on the wall does appear to confirm this.

The last question is easy to answer.... our reporters spy on people at night, because they are fucking nosey.  That is why Tempelhof in SL gets the best stories.

 
EDITORS NOTE
 
Yes I am going on holiday, my last post was supposed to be my last for awhile, but seriously, this story was too big not to post.

1 comment:

  1. Clyde Barrow here ..

    I admit, the picture, especially if enlarged, does appear damaging.

    To avoid rumors and controversy I will answer each question raised. You will soon agree that I am innocent of any wrong doing and that I am the victim of pure coincidence.

    What is Wonder Woman doing in Tempelhof?

    I cannot lie, Wonder Woman was in Tempelhof. However, her visit was not professional in nature. While there is a criminal element here in town, and Wonder Woman is known for fighting for justice, love, peace, and sexual equality, she was here for one reason alone, to shop at DeviousMind Burlesque Boutique:

    http://tempelhof-in-sl.blogspot.com/2013/05/burlesque-boutique-advertisementhumour.html

    I can only repeat her exact words to me:
    "The years of war have been trying and I am plum worn out! It's time for Ms. Wonder to let her hair down."

    Why is she talking to local performer Clyde Barrow?

    Come on! I work in the only public bar in town, the Unsink. Where else is she going to freshen up, have a drink and get directions?

    Why does Clyde have such an elaborate radio setup?

    Ok this one is tricky. Yes, I did buy Ms. Wonder a few drinks, and yes I did invite her up to my place above the Unsink.

    It seems Ms. Wonder is an amateur radio operator and I invited her up to my room.
    I wanted to show her the amateur ham radio outfit I adopted when I moved into the joint. It was a purely innocent occasion, her admiring the length of my mic cable and me fiddling with the knobs.

    Why does Clyde appear to have an obsession with the popular local Dancer MissUnderstood?

    This is the easiest question to answer... Because I do !!! Wanna make something of it pal?

    Clyde

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